I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We named our party play list daddy issues
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
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I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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