I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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