talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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