don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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