so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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