i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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