can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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