all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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