I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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