He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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