We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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