I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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