You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just found puke in my bra..
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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