Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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