My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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