She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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