8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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