I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
There r osticjed everywhere
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize