Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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