We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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