U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Some milfs here doing some blow
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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