Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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