Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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