I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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