i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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