there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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