There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Randomize