If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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