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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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