Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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