Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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