Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
be right there i have to get my cape
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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