How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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