well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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