you would pick up someone in the library
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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