yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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