your thong is hanging out like whoa
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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