Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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