Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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