it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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