Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I want a musical about memes.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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