I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I would ride that face into the sunset
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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