He had one of those small greek statue penises
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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