No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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