everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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