I just threw up on my dentist
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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