That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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