thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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