They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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