Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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